PSYCH!
What, you actually thought I would suggest the Pelicans sign Roy Hibbert? Trust me, the Pels have enough whiney, immobile trees on their roster.
But don’t click away just yet, as I have an actual suggestion for who the Pelicans should sign. A player that could actually help the team heal from the trauma of DeMarcus Cousins’ injury. A player who has been proven to go the extra mile. A player who can be a sort of secret weapon or wild card for NOLA.
Of course I am talking about the GOAT. Or, as some people like to call him, this guy…:
For those of you unaware, this man jumped on the court in FULL PELICANS GEAR against the Houston Rockets during warmups and managed to put up an amazing jumper.
Now I know what you’re thinking, and no, this man has never played in the NBA. Looking at his physique, it’s safe to say he’s also not in “NBA shape.” However, I truly believe that this guy would benefit the Pelicans for these four reasons.