How To Save The Pelicans Season With One Simple Signing

2. Commitment/Financial Reasons

Let’s go step-by-step looking at what this man did exactly. He bought full Pelicans warmup gear, and a court-side seat to their game against the Rockets. That must be around 700 dollars. That’s right, this man spent 700 dollars to be a member of the Pelicans for a mere 20 seconds. Imagine how much he would pay to be a Pelican for ten days? Though I’m no Big Shaq, after doing the “quick maths” on this, I found out that it would be around 604.8 million dollars. Perhaps some of that could go back into re-signing DeMarcus Cousins and inserting the Pels name into LeBron and Paul George talks.

And, due to his unmatched level of commitment, though he currently sports a dad bod, with his work ethic, he could get into game shape rather quickly.

The New Orleans Pelicans need a workhorse who will do whatever he can to help his team. This man has proven that he could accomplish that in just 20 seconds as a Pelican.