How To Save The Pelicans Season With One Simple Signing
By Seth Nefsky
1. Comic Relief/Tankability
With the injury of DeMarcus Cousins, the New Orleans Pelicans need something to take their minds off of the rest of the season. What better way to deal with loss than through comedy? How fun would it be to watch this guy face off against the best point guards, nay, centers in the league? Yeah, they might break scoring records against his defense and steal and block records on his offense, but he looks like a guy who could get under an NBA players skin in the same way that he did to Carl the cop.
Furthermore, if the Pels playoff hopes are fleeting, perhaps signing this guy would make it easier for the Pelicans to get a high first round pick to pair with Davis.